Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Those shoes suck!

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening my little sweater monkeys. Now as you may or may not know I LOVE shoes and I don't discriminate. I love cheap shoes, expensive shoes, leather shoes, pleather shoes, high heels, kitten heels, ballet flats, and sneakers. I JUST LOVE THEM. Mainly because shoes pretty much always fit and never make you look fat. There is a line even I must draw when it comes to shoes and Brit designer, Antonio Berardi, has drawn that line with these:

heeless

Heeless Heels....can you even call them heels? I call them torture. A pair of these goes for £1,800, which equals about $3600. They are 5 and a half inch high with a solid platform and I hear Victoria Beckham already has her name on a pair of the snakeskin ones. Apparently, Gwyneth Paltrow and Uma Thurman have already grabbed themselves some black patent ones. Stay tuned for celebrities falling off their shoes!

1 comment:

Erin said...

Please say it isn't so that my dear Gwyneth will not be wearing this!! I don't get these? Are celebrities really excited about being seen in these horrible looking shoes and then wearing an ultra hip cast for 2 months afterwards? They're nothing but an accident waiting to happen. Plus you'd have to have the calf muscles of the Gods to stay up in them, I would imagine. ABSURD! That's the word for these shoes!!